Pink And Purple Mischa

Mischa Barton may be the star of the now defunct TV show OC, but apparently, when it comes to wearing a bra to hide her wobbly bits, she’s far from being OC (obsessive compulsive)! She’s been the target of plenty of paparazzi photos portraying her as a babe with hyperactive nipple slips. This is not the first time she’s caught without nipple stickers or even double-sided tape to keep her decolletage in check. Good thing this tall and lissome charmer’s got a nice set of tits, perky and inviting to the eye. Otherwise, we’d all be barfing at another photo of her wayward jugs giving us another sneak peek from beneath her designer clothes.

Waiting To Exhale (Herself Out Of Her Top)

The way they’re clasping hands, you’d think there’s absolutely no sense of rivalry between these two ebony pop divas. Well, on the boobs aspect, there really isn’t, because Mariah Carey and her huge gazonkas win hands down. Oops, neckline down too, as this paparazzi photo shows. While Whitney Houston has the aces in the tall and willowy department (thanks to all those drugs), Ms Carey can wear plunging tops and come away with a nipple slip with a huge grin, knowing she’s just made the day of so many tit-men waiting for just this pink-tinged moment. What can we say, Mimi? Those boobs of yours have got us feeling emotions!

Brittany’s Bounty

This dearly departed celeb had a short but memorable Hollywood stint, indeed. Taking on daring roles, she showed everyone that she’s got what it takes to have a career not entirely made up of doing “sweetheart” roles but controersial ones that would test her mettle. Her unconventional good looks and curves helped a lot with making her a believable fucked-up character, and Brittany Murphy has proven to all and sundry that she can do it. Too bad she had to sign off this planet prematurely. In loving memory, we present Ms Murphy in her unforgettable red carpet walk showing off a pair of lovely and naked breasts. Rest in peace.

Pink On The Red Carpet

While she’s not as endowed as most of her female peers in Tinseltown, pretty Claire Danes nevertheless has a nice pair of knockers that look good under a see-through dress. She’s tall enough to rock a black shift and slender enough to look sophisticated even in her braless state. This is another Hollywood actress who can act. And yes, apparently she has absolutely no qualms about baring her tits, as well. Move over, Paris, we’ve had enough of your “nipple slips”. We want something fresh, perky, and not seen a gazillion times before, like Ms Danes’ here.

Pammy’s Double Whammy

Whopeee, Pamela Anderson’s jug! Not like we’ve not seen the rest of this Canadian chick’s…erm, charms, before. But a lusciously rounded boob from a sexy kitten like her is always welcome, Ma’am! She seems to be alighting from a plane in this picture, and I dunno if that’s a co-pilot escorting her, but it sure looks as if he’s dumbstruck at the sight of Ms Anderson’s rosy nip-nip! Good thing it happened on good old terra firma, otherwise we’d be looking at another celebrity death by plane crash. And all because of a lower-than-low neckline on a designer dress. Tsk, tsk.

How Low Can Ms Lohan Go?

As low as a haute couture cleavage, apparently. Lindsay Lohan has grown up from her Parent Trap role, and has definitely shown lots of skin with it! Not that we mind, because a bit of that freckly goodness will always serve as good wank fodder for star fuckers all around the world. Here, she’s shown flexing for the cam, oblivious to the fact that she’s also displaying one of her luscious girls for all and sundry to feast on. Hey, while it’s not as major and laughable a nip slip as one Tara Reid’s, this is still definitely worth a space in the Hollywood Celebrity Breast Exposure map.

The Simpson Slip

Trust the paparazzi to give us more, more, more than meets the eye! Jessica Simpson is shown here just minding her own business, perhaps trying to tame her freshly dyed brunette locks, when wham, bam, zowie! She shows a bit of aureola under her top. Her luscious cleavage gets an instant patina as she struts her stuff, blissfully unaware of the sudden upsurge of snapping and camera flash winking left and right. Ahh, Ms Simpson. Sometimes we wonder if your brains are located in two sections of your anatomy except where where it’s supposed to be—namely, in your left boob and your right boob!

I’m Sorry, Miz Jackson

They call it a Superbowl Wardrobe Malfunction, I call that bullshit. Miss Jackson has always been proud of both her body of works and her body, hence the nipple ring in this supposed 2004 nip-slip while she’s performing alongside Justin Timberlake. Hey, if you have it, flaunt it, right? Especially when it means spiked ratings for CBS, which broadcasted the incident. This particular nipple slip is famous because, despite it being obviously scripted, it shows off Janet’s naughty side which we sort of miss. Maybe because she got eclipsed by her famous brother’s sexual shenanigans? Anyway, more Miz Jackson, more!